Kawasaki World banner

1 - 6 of 6 Posts

13,069 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Put this here so you would be sure to find it......

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
Officer says, "Clocked you at 80 mph. sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise
control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says
sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that
this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver
looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep
your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit woman,
can't you keep your mouth shut."

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that
you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an
automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well
you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when
you pulled me over so that I could get my license
out of my back pocket."

The wife says,"Now dear you know very well that you
didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your
seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been

4,208 Posts
lol...tooo funny

5,910 Posts
Funny thing is, there's alot of truth in that joke. I can't tell you how many times a passenger, usually drunk and obnoxious, talked me into giving the driver a summons, just because they pissed me off. Mostly happened when I was younger and new to the job. Now, when that happens, I just ask the driver to exit the vehicle so that I can speak with he/she without the interference. Get older and get wiser.

Scott W.
1 - 6 of 6 Posts