I pleasure women for money.
OK so I used to give old men handjobs for spange in downtown D.C. Then, one day while allowing this man to arc his diseased seed like tickertape all over my members only jacket he offered me a job on one of those shit suckin trucks. I slept my way to the top. Became crew scheduler. Finding myself with more free time on my hands, I taught myself HTML, then DHTML, HDML, WAP, JavaScript, JSP, XML, JAVA, EJB, CGI, ASP, SQL, C++, Oracle, Sybase, Informix, OLAP & tools, N-Tier architecture, multi-dimensional cubes. Now I'm a geek. I develop modular applications for an enterprise portal company. I only give handjobs to old men in downtown D.C. for nostalga.
Ride hard.
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