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IDIOTS IN SERVICE :

This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair
people. They promised to be out between 8:a.m. and 7:00p.m. When I asked
if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked,
"Would you like us to call you before we come? " I replied that I didn't
see how he would be able to do that since our phones weren't working. He also
requested that we report future outages by email (Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?).

IDIOTS AT WORK:

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed
me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.
When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of
her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the
receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE :

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for minimal lettuce. He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" She
smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the
buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded,"What on earth are blind people doing driving?"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the
company due to "downsizing, our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked
at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to
the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got
that side."


Now don't you feel better?
 

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lol! :)

i've heard some of those before - they are good! :lol:
 

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ROFLMAO !! :lol:
 

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GhengisX said:
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you got toooo much time....... :p

:lol: :lol: :lol:
NOPE!!! Just know how to copy and paste from my email box... :lol: :lol: :lol:

This shit comes to me I don't go looking... :D
 

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"Idiots at work" actually happened to me a few years ago...I couldn't believe it when the cashier looked at my newly signed card and my receipt for comparison. Unbelievable.
 
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