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The office party was a success.....<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">




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Looks alot like our last work party, without the semi-naked woman of course!

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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."

"I agree," says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"

"Anything father."

"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."

"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."

The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

"Sister would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

"Father, could I ask something of you?"

"Yes sister?"

"I have never seen man's privates. Could I see yours?"

"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied, lifting his robe.

"Oh father, may I touch it?"

This priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling, he was sporting a huge erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my privates in the right place, it can give life."

"Is that true father?"

"Yes, it is, sister."

"Then why don't you stick it in that camel and let's get out of here?"

It's best to be presumed dumb than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt....</p>
 
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A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad.
He was quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor
and peed in the clover. As luck would have it, a bee took offense to
being peed on and zapped him right on the end of his dingus. It really
hurt terribly when he remembered that buttermilk was known to relieve bee
stings. He dashed to the house, opened the fridge, poured a glass of
buttermilk and started to soak his dingus. What a relief! Then he heard a gasp
and saw that his 20-year-old daughter was in the doorway, looking wide-eyed
at what he was doing! He turned to her and said, "Now don't tell me you've
never seen one of these!" She replied, "You're right, Daddy, I have. It's
just that I've never seen one being reloaded!"

It's best to be presumed dumb than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt....</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub56.ezboard.com/uynot5.showPublicProfile?language=EN>ynot5</A> 
at: 9/9/02 2:58:34 pm
 
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<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

"OUR MEMORIES ARE BRIDGES FROM THE PAST;
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