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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>What is the most common second hobby to 12R owners?</FONT><FORM method=post action="http://pub56.ezboard.com/fkawasakizx12rfrm17.processVote?topicID=17.topic"><table border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="55%">
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definitely sex, though I can't remember the last time.....<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

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Are you kidding??? My 12 is always saying sweet nothings in my ear.... like... I need more toys!! where is that steering damper! I need more money! I thought you were going to dress me up in that custom paint! I am NOT going to settle for anything less than the 1361! DO YOU HEAR ME! LOL ;-)

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The beast is actually for my rehabilitation. Because I never drink and ride. Since I'm always riding I don't get to drink as much. But if it's raining, my drinking and partying hobbie comes back quick..

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Hey Crotch, what you do with your 12 is between you and your garage walls. I think we need to send Candy to you, she will help you out.



You need to stop reading those allycat threads. LOL

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Awww, shit! I was thinkin' it, but CrotchRocket beat me to the punch!!



Maybe masturbating counts as sex on this poll???



Oh, well! Doesn't really matter!

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Easy, you see what you have created with your flagrantly sexual (though morphed) post of allycat? You got every loose cannon within earshot of I-70 either jerkin' off or really making their wives pissed from the "Babe, I got the digital camera, go swing your ass across the 12" requests.



I gotta go, Mrs. Blitz is waiting in the garage <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">



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Can't. It's in my Pre-nup that any film, digital recordings (visual or audio) are property of the "marriage union" and not to be distributed..... I'll see if I can sneak a shot of her doing squat thrusts on her Bowflex, though. Like Tom said in Saving Private Ryan, I keep those "12" shots of Mrs. Blitz for me and me alone.



I could morph in some nudies like the Allycat shot Easy posted which seemed to steam everyones glasses except Ihampel.



Who you want, Ally McBeal or Buffy the Vampire Slayer????



Me strongly thinks Buffy, there's just something "not right" with Ally....LOL

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I once said that riding a 12r in it's "grunt range" was better than sex, - to which my "ex" girl-friend said that I must be doing it wrong! Sex with the right partner is great. Riding a Kawasaki ZX-12r in it's "grunt" range is a thrilling, 110% attentive, brutal, awesome, orgasmic, out of the world experience. Riding it hard in the tighter stuff (2nd to 4th gear range) is a blast. Exiting a bend in 2nd, gas it up in the 8/9500rpm range and it will throw you sideways, back off and hit the throttle hard and it will straighten up with the front wheel pawing the air, click 3rd at 10500rpm and the front will shimmy the road (just), 200k's closing in real quick, pick up 4th and take it to 240k's, click 5th at 280k's, then 6th at 300k's at 10500rpm and remember where you are (100k zone). Slowly de-accelerate to the 100k zone speed limit while listening intensely to the 4/1 Akropovic exhaust (music to the ears). Better than sex - you bet!

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I am working on Mrs. Howell as we speak. That "Behind the Scenes of Gilligans Island" special they had on last weekend stirred up many deep seated and unresolved childhood issues. Ginger and Mary Anne will follow after that.



After that come the Brady girls. Nothing is off limits as far as I am concerned...

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