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A redneck walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Budweiser and
sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat
afterI draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The redneck replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left
home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we
drank together. So I drink one for each o'my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,and leaves it there.

The redneck becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,

"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."

The redneck looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he
laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains,

"It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.

Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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