[Barbarian-CBX]

One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love
to his youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he
shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.

The screaming salesman quickly took off for town to find a
doctor. He found one, but the physician took one look at the
man's perforated pecker and told him that nothing could be
done for him.

"Oh, please do something," begged the salesman. "I'm a rich
man and can pay you anything."

"Sorry, son," said the doctor. "There's nothing I can do.
However, there's a man across the street who might be able
to help you."

"Oh really? Is he a specialist?" asked the salesman.

"No," said the doctor, "he's a piccolo player. He'll teach you
how to hold it without pissing in your face!"

Not just a barbarian, a great barbarian!</p>

 

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[ANDY440]

Guy gets on an airplane & takes his seat
Notices the Pope getting on the plane and says to himself
Wow the Pope!the Pope`s really cool I hope he takes the seat next to me
Sure enough the Pope sits down next to him
The plane takes off and the Pope breaks out with a crossword puzzle
Guy says to himself Wow! a crossword puzzle I`m really good at crossword puzzles,I hope the Pope asks me for some help.
Sure enough the Pope leans over & says "Excuse me my Son,Can you tell me a four letter word ending in U N T that means woman?"
Guy says ah.....ahhh yes your holyness that would be AUNT

Pope says "You got an eraser?"


</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub56.ezboard.com/uandy440.showPublicProfile?language=EN>ANDY440</A> at: 8/31/02 10:12:40 pm

 

[SAFE4NOW]

ROFLMAO X2
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Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly!!</p>

 

[Barbarian-CBX]

Ummm.... Becks. Yesterday it rained heavily all day. So I started my morning with breakfast and Mich Lite. Then switch to Guinesis before lunch. Then it was margaritas in the afternoon through the evening. Had to salvage something out of a rainy no-riding day!

Not just a barbarian, a great barbarian!</p>