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A 90 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a new 18-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, Irving, let me tell you a story. A guy I know is an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But this one day, he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM!
The beaver falls dead in front of him."

"That's impossible," says the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have taken a shot at that beaver."

The doctor says, "Exactly."

If her eyes aren't crossed and one eye lid flapping like a hummingbird wing your not quite there yet...</p>
 
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<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> ...and I couldn't help but notice the word BAM used.<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

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I didn't write it I copied and pasted it.... I got the boot from the _am club..... Something about being to fast and green I believe....<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

If her eyes aren't crossed and one eye lid flapping like a hummingbird wing your not quite there yet...</p>
 
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was the Dr a BAM brother............????

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That was BAM funny. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

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I like this one...<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

If her eyes aren't crossed and one eye lid flapping like a hummingbird wing your not quite there yet...</p>
 
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