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Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah,yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much front end protrusion.

2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.

3. Maintenance is extremely high.

4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.

5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.

6. The rear end wobbles too much.

7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.

8. The headlights are usually too small.

9. Fuel consumption is outrageous. Just to name a few..."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."






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LMFAO<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

"OUR MEMORIES ARE BRIDGES FROM THE PAST;
OUR DREAMS ARE ROADMAPS TO THE FUTURE."</p>
 
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<img src="http://www.bikepics.com/pics/kaw-zx12r-01-bikepics-34819.jpg

"OUR MEMORIES ARE BRIDGES FROM THE PAST;
OUR DREAMS ARE ROADMAPS TO THE FUTURE."</p>
 

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Tony, that's great...I have to condense it down and
make a T-shirt out of it!!! I'll start a post for great t-shirt
sayings...



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lmao

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> A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
> "Where the hell have you
> been? "
> "I was out getting a tattoo."
> "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get? "
> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
> "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a
> hundred dollar bill on
> your penis?"
> "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.
> Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my
> money. Third, I like how
> money feels in my hand . . . and lastly, instead
> of you going out
> shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a
> hundred bucks anytime
> you want!"

BMW



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Know a guy who just spent $36000.00 cdn on a new harleee cushtail this spring.Already got 600kms(400 miles)on it.operating cost so far...$60.00 cdn per kilometer.You just got to love that.More money than brains.
P.S.love that poster.
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That sounds like a good value to me. NOT <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Hello, My name is OutsiderZX12R, and I am a ZX-12R.org addict.</p>
 
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