10 misc. things I learned since I joined MAB
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1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book...It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightening. One brilliant flash and it's gone!
5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once; the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well it really chilled the mood.
6. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, but I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."
7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitible. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who after taking out the trash, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house!
9. My next house will have no kitchen...just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. I'm so depressed...My doctor refused to write m a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a comdemned building.
11. Definition of a teenager: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
12. My neighbor was bitten by a stray, rabid dog. I went to see how he was doing and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured so he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I wanna bite!"
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Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds....</p>
