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Ynot had a great joke today, and I thought it would
make a cool T-shirt! Who else has great T-shirt sayings?
Anything goes...but you get extra points if it squeezes
the nuts of Harleys or Busas...

But my all time favorite is....drum roll....

"Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives!"

Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,



You must be fast, 'cause I was hauling ass when I passed you!</p>
 
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If Harley Davidson made an airplane...
would you fly in it?

I road my bike to trailer week.


If you see my bike in the back of a truck...
call 911.


If your not living life on the edge..
your taking up to much space.

Faster than a speeding... ticket.

I'm alot faster than you think you are.

"OUR MEMORIES ARE BRIDGES FROM THE PAST;
OUR DREAMS ARE ROADMAPS TO THE FUTURE."</p>
 

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LMFAO!!!

Damn Mono, I knew you would come thru!!!

I'm going to wait until we get a bunch of good ones,
and design some T's for the board. Then we'll send
any profit to Easy for keeping the board up!


Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,



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Great idea man....keep this post on top.


"OUR MEMORIES ARE BRIDGES FROM THE PAST;
OUR DREAMS ARE ROADMAPS TO THE FUTURE."</p>
 

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DAMN I think I just came up witha new one!!!!

"The only V I ride is not a Harley!"

What do you think! Sorry, I hate Harleys...

Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,



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Permission To Land On Runway 29 "R (top of shirt) logo

With ZX12R comming in for landing with enlongated winglet's for effect. And picture of runway at base of shirt, And a long leggeg hot babe riding on back with her hair a flowing in the wind. Hugging the rider with both her arm's. Big can's would help also. Not too big but tastefully done.

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Next shirt would be rider requesting a flyby<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> With tower and some geek drinking coffee in tower<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

I've got a whole serie's ready to market.

I come up with these when I'm riding.

If Jessie Jame's had a ZX12R I'd ride with him.

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"Don't let that elephant mouth... get your butterfly ass in trouble"

"No matter how good she looks... someone, somewhere is tired of her shit."

"I'm sorry... I thought you could ride."

"A women's place is on a man's face."

"The days of sport fucking are over."

"It don't hurt till the bone shows!"

"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."

"Once you're over the hill... you just pick up speed!"

"If it has tits or wheels.. it will give you problems!"

"I was voted most likely to mate outside my species."

"If I could ride her as much as I ride my bike... I'd be home right now."

"Eatin' ain't Cheatin'"

"Don't let my big dick scare you... I'm really a nice guy."

"Sex Happens!"

"WARNING.. the surgeon general has determined that motorcycle riding will cause swelling of the testicles, shrinkage of the brain and severe trauma to the ego."

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Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds....</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub56.ezboard.com/unamechanger.showPublicProfile?language=EN>NameChanger</A> at: 8/28/02 6:18:47 am
 

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I saw a Harley in my front yard.

Good thing I didn't step in it!

Not just a barbarian, a great barbarian!</p>
 
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Hey 238 I was actually looking into starting my own t-shirt line this is weird!! I have a few designs down on paper and have went to a few screen printers for cost.. Here is one of them.

On the front (L) chest logo design w/name under it

On the back of the tee it's a pict of a guy showing ass crack working on a Hardly with a pool of oil under it that says

If you enjoy riding why did you buy that?



It's best to be presumed dumb than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt....</p>
 

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ROFLMAO !!

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin">

Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly!!</p>
 

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"TUCK IN BEHIND ME I`ll SHOW YOU WHERE TO CRASH"

"I SEE DUMB PEOPLE"

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Speed kills/ on the front
Ride a Harley, live forever/ back

The race for freedom has no finish line!

Let up for a second, and that's where you finish.

Let up for a second, and that's where you finish!!</p>
 

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1. "No matter what she says Size really does matter" ZX12R


2. "Making small guys feel smaller daily" ZX12R


3. "Guys with 6 only wish they had 12" ZX12R


4. "so you want 12 between your legs?" ZX12R Get some!


5. "so you think your 600 is fast?" ZX12R


6. "Stay on the porch" ZX12R


7. "The #1 way to produce adreniline" ZX12R


8. "Shake 'em off" ZX12R


9. "ZX12R" Nuff Said


10. "If you can't beat 'em buy a 12" ZX12R


11. "This isn't a Ninja turtle" ZX12R


12.

B.ike
U.seless
S.elling
A.sap

Thats all i have for now..... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"> ... i was trying to stay with the 12R theme... I made this post last winter about tshirt ideas... there were some good ones.



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"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" (back of tee shirt)

"Here, hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend."</p>
 

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If you can read this, You must be on a ZX12!!!


CrotchRocket

" I just live my life a 1/4 mile at a time "</p>
 

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Damn, I swear we could get rich by selling T's with this
shit on 'em....

So many are so damn funny...I don't know which I like the
best..!!!

I can see one of Clinton, with his face all slobered up...
"Eat'en ain't cheat'in" God that cracks me up....

Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,



You must be fast, 'cause I was hauling ass when I passed you!</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub56.ezboard.com/bkawasakizx12r.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=238mph>238mph</A> 
at: 8/28/02 12:16:55 pm
 

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Thanks Neb...but in FL, you can do a name search,

lock up a website and trademark/copyright in about

1 hour, cost...$400 with the nationwide trademark fee.



I'm not counting him out if he has good ideas or wants to

jump in on this...I have lots of backing for new adventures...





Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,


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I saw this on a T-shirt once,





On the front - "NO MORE MR. NICE GUY..."





On the back - "ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH!"





I would imagine that one would get you slapped quite often, and may even get you laid every once in a while. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

"Take two beers and call me in the morning"</p>
 

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Thats cool Jere, didn't know if you had that lined out or anything. Just tryin to help.....good luck

Is that a Honda?</p>
 
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