Who has some great T-shirt sayings????

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238mph

Discussion Starter · Aug 28, 2002

Ynot had a great joke today, and I thought it would
make a cool T-shirt! Who else has great T-shirt sayings?
Anything goes...but you get extra points if it squeezes
the nuts of Harleys or Busas...

But my all time favorite is....drum roll....

"Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives!"

Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,

You must be fast, 'cause I was hauling ass when I passed you!

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Nebraska12R

· #21 · Aug 29, 2002

I know a guy real well that has his own brand name....it is called World Tops. He was thinking about getting into the clothing industry but stayed with selling Kawi's. If you are seriously going to do it that would take care of the long ass wait involved in getting a brand name.

Is that a Honda?

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· #22 · Aug 29, 2002

What did he have to go through to get the name Neb? I kinda like some of the ideas I came up with..

It's best to be presumed dumb than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt....

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238mph

Discussion Starter · #23 · Aug 29, 2002

Hey nebraska...first, you should change your logon to
"isthatahonda" ...because you have become world famous
for that!!!

As far as the Ts go...I don't know. I have a graphic artist
that works for me already that is dying to do this stuff,
and I have a full time web guy that services our accounts.

So I have all the "stuff" needed, I just would want to have
a lot of fun doing it...I'm tired of working just for the $$$.

I'm in the second half of my life, and I want it to be all
fun, and then die with 10 cents in my pocket...I have
no family or kids...so why die rich!!!

I thought for sure you and Blitz would have some wild
lines!!!! But Blitz is mad at me for making fun of his
monkey red ass bike!!! lol

Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,

You must be fast, 'cause I was hauling ass when I passed you!Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub56.ezboard.com/bkawasakizx12r.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=238mph>238mph</A>

at: 8/28/02 12:38:04 pm

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Nebraska12R

· #24 · Aug 29, 2002

Ok........a 12 sitting next to a harley at a stop light with a bubble coming from the 12 pilot's head saying...you guessed.

Is that a Honda?

I just thought that I would throw out that he already has his brand name that I am sure wouldn't take much to get him to let ya use it. He said it took him almost 2 years with all the attorneys, laws, money spent, and such to make it a "legal trademarked" name.

Is that a Honda?

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TainuiNYC

· #25 · Sep 6, 2002

If you can read this, I was NOT evading pursuit.

Tainui

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· #26 · Sep 6, 2002

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

It's best to be presumed dumb than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt....

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ZX12richard

· #27 · Sep 6, 2002

I actually have and wear these...

Warning!!! I fuck on first date....

Warning!!! Don't fuck with me I fuck back

Warning!!! Not Mr Right but I'll fuck you till he comes along....

Whoa you hot can I hump your leg...

I love Pussy on the front...

On the back 20 ways to have fun with pussy..

1 Wine it

2 Dine it

3 Pet it

4 Clean it

5 trim it

6 shave it

7 play with it

8 stroke it

9 smell it

10 lick it

11 suck it

12 eat it

13poke it

14 ram it

15 jam it

16 nail it

17 bang it

18 ride it

19 come in it

20 worship it.....

Future additions.....

I just want to lick it.....

I fuck sheep...

An official non B_mmer member.....

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Bigsaint

· #28 · Sep 6, 2002

I want one with a pic. of a 12 on front and under it stating

"HARLYETR".

Scott W.

2001 Dodge 3500 CTD making 450 RWHP on #2 alone. 2002 blue ZX-12R, stock, but not for long. I am my own warranty station.

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ANDY440

· #29 · Sep 6, 2002

Team ZX12r,We wont go down in history but we will go down on your sister.

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nedragr

· #30 · Sep 6, 2002

Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Let up for a second, and that's where you finish!!

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NameChanger

· #31 · Sep 6, 2002

"Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"

"I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead"

"Wife and Cat Lost... Reward for Cat"

"Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-Law on a Milk Carton"

"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt"

"Learn from Your Parents' Mistakes... Use Birth Control"

"If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees"

"If You Can Read This...Kiss A Teecher"

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There"

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is for Quitters"

(Across a drawing of a skeleton) "Waiting for the Perfect Man"

"My Wife and I Married for Better or Worse... .... She Couldn't do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"

"The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My 12R"

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds....

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