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Who has some great T-shirt sayings????

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#1 ·
Ynot had a great joke today, and I thought it would
make a cool T-shirt! Who else has great T-shirt sayings?
Anything goes...but you get extra points if it squeezes
the nuts of Harleys or Busas...

But my all time favorite is....drum roll....

"Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives!"

Jere, West Palm Beach, FL ,



You must be fast, 'cause I was hauling ass when I passed you!</p>
 
#27 ·
I actually have and wear these...



Warning!!! I fuck on first date....



Warning!!! Don't fuck with me I fuck back



Warning!!! Not Mr Right but I'll fuck you till he comes along....



Whoa you hot can I hump your leg...



I love Pussy on the front...

On the back 20 ways to have fun with pussy..

1 Wine it

2 Dine it

3 Pet it

4 Clean it

5 trim it

6 shave it

7 play with it

8 stroke it

9 smell it

10 lick it

11 suck it

12 eat it

13poke it

14 ram it

15 jam it

16 nail it

17 bang it

18 ride it

19 come in it

20 worship it.....



Future additions.....

I just want to lick it.....

I fuck sheep...



An official non B_mmer member.....</p>
 
#31 ·
"Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"



"I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead"



"Wife and Cat Lost... Reward for Cat"



"Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-Law on a Milk Carton"



"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt"



"Learn from Your Parents' Mistakes... Use Birth Control"



"If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees"



"If You Can Read This...Kiss A Teecher"



"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"



"If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There"



"Procrastinate Now"



"Rehab Is for Quitters"



(Across a drawing of a skeleton) "Waiting for the Perfect Man"



"My Wife and I Married for Better or Worse... .... She Couldn't do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"



"The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My 12R"





Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds....</p>
 
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