Mark,
How many personalities has Richard got?? Are we to blame for this? Do we feel sorry for him? He couldn't have possibly brought this all on himself, herself, itself, thatself (how do you impersonate a strap-on)? etc, etc. Could they? Did we? Hell, I don't know who I'm talking to now! I'm confused! (Not that it is too difficult)!
I'll take my hat off to them, they have tried to achieve the virtual impossible and failed miserably so far, (at least they have been consistent)!
Are we lining up for another poll?
And so children, the never ending saga of Richard the Thong continues unabated! (I meant unabated)!
What will happen next to our intrepid investigator (Read private D**k) on his next excursion into the unknown. You'll have to wait and see!
Hey Richard, what's the latest developments man??
Regards
Ted
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